Anything these particular bands of loonies are opposed to, I automatically consider a good idea.

I'm a Boomer, and I second that. I like being that guy behind the dawdling check-writing woman who checks out with a quick tap of my iPhone.

Take away salami, prosciutto and the other processed meats that are staples of the Mediterranean diet, and there will be hell to pay.

This explains why vaccines don't work on MAGA people.

...In all those millions of driving miles? That's a far better record than human drivers in any single small town.

One of my common online searches is fur technical info about software bugs. Google's assistant is great at giving me results that apply to three OS versions ago.

Here is what evangelical Christians came with in Garden Grove, CA:
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.christcathedralcal...

And what's the first desert haboob going to do to that mirror glass that is intended to keep out the heat?

Because that's the term you people apply to everyone except, curiously, the actual folks who paint swastikas on synagogues.

Because you are so much better at knowing what people should be allowed to buy than any individual out there, O lord and master.

There's a cushy municipal government job waiting for you in New York City.

The California legislature is aware of this problem, and has passed a minimum-wage law for the animals so they will stay on the job.

Phoenix in particular is itching to get service citywide. Currently Waymo covers the east side, the airport and downtown. We have a high percentage of chrono-Americans whose driving skills have been blunted by senescence.

Much sooner than that the Boomers will all have died off. Then we can have baseload clean energy at scale.

You would think, but perhaps the perceived value is the email archives of some of AOL's celebrity customers over the years, such as Joe Biden.